😄 Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent...

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

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