It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.#Chuck Norris#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When life handed Chuck Norris lemons, he made chocolate pudding.#Chuck Norris#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Texas Rangers made it to the World Series? I didn't even know Chuck Norris had a baseball team.#Chuck Norris#Texas Rangers#Sports#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp