Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.#Chuck Norris#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When life handed Chuck Norris lemons, he made chocolate pudding.#Chuck Norris#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Texas Rangers made it to the World Series? I didn't even know Chuck Norris had a baseball team.#Chuck Norris#Texas Rangers#Sports#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp