😄 Julius Caesar walked into a bar. He said to the bartender, ""I'd like a martinus."" The bartender, a...

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Julius Caesar walked into a bar. He said to the bartender, ""I'd like a martinus."" The bartender, a little confused, says, ""Don't you mean a martini?"" Caesar replied, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it.""

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