Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.#Chuck Norris#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A bullet hit chuck norris yesterday Today is the bullet's funeral#Chuck Norris#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.#Chuck Norris#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.#Chuck Norris#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.#King Midas#Chuck Norris#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp