The Limo The Pope was getting into his limo one night when he turned to the limo driver and said, ""Before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful limo just once."" ""Well, here,"" the limo driver says, ""Take the wheel, Your Holiness!"" Further down the road, the limo is stopped by a policeman who looks in the window, goes back to his squad car, calls dispatch and says, ""I just pulled over someone real important and I don't know what to do."" ""Well, who is it?"" his dispatcher says, ""The mayor? The governor? The president?"" ""I don't know,"" the officer responds, ""but the Pope's his chauffer!""