If you want to intimidate anyone with your screaming and honking, you may need to rethink those reindeer antlers on your car.

If I were Santa Claus, I'd have my agent be like "He's not doing it this year if Ronald McDonald is going to be there in that shoe car."

Perfect Man, Perfect Woman, and Santa Claus are in a car. The car goes out of control and crashes into the side of a building, only one survives, who is it? The Perfect woman survived because the perfect man and Santa Claus aren't real. Still, just goes to show that even the perfect woman can't drive.

Santa's Flight Readiness Review It is a little known fact that even Santa must keep his pilot's license current in order to make his deliveries every year. And so, the old man wasn't too surprised when he got a letter from the FAA informing him that an examiner would be appearing shortly to run him through the usual re-certification drill. Santa immediately dispatched a detail of elves to wash and polish the sleigh, another group was assigned to inspect, service, and repair all the tack, and a t…