Can someone please check on Cleveland? I'm concerned because they've been in the bathroom a long time.

"Google, how long will my trip to Cleveland take? "Your trip will take 5 hours" "Google, I have a child. "Your trip will take 9 hours".

Cleveland checks its makeup in the mirror, promises itself this time with LeBron won't be like before.

My father just texted that he's been kicked off the roof of a Cleveland casino for grilling hotdogs, if you ever wondered why I am this way.