A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him so he comes home early from work one day... His wife meets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess. ""Where is he?"" he demands. ""Where's the guy who's been sleeping with you?"" ""I don't know what you're talking about, dear,"" she answers, so the guy tears the house apart looking for him. Finally, he's on the second floor in the kitchen, he looks out the window and sees a guy sitting in a Volkswagen. ""That's him,"" the guy thinks. ""That's the…

Volkswagen emissions test. You know guys, this whole deal with the Volkswagen emissions test just goes to show that the Germans will do anything to gas you. I will enjoy my trip to hell.

The Geordie Salesman A young Geordie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked him, ""Do you have any sales experience?"" ""Aye,"" he replied, ""I was a canny salesman back in Newcastle."" The manager liked him, so said he would give him a try. The first day was difficult, but the Geordie lad worked hard and, at the end of the day, the manager came to see him. ""So, did you make any sales?"" ""Just the one."" The manager groaned. ""Our salesmen make an average …

A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him so he comes home early from work one day. A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him so he comes home early from work one day. His wife meets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess. “Where is he?” he demands. “Where’s the guy who’s been sleeping with you?” “I don’t know what you’re talking about, dear,” she answers, so the guy tears the house apart looking for him. Finally he’s on the second floor in the kitchen, he looks out the window and see…