If Claudia Schiffer married Brains from The Thunderbirds, she would become Claudia Schiffer-Brains. Claudia Shit for brains.

Two girl twins are born. One is named Skye after her perfect blue eyes The other has cataracts, so was called Claudia

Joke from my Property Law Professor We're discussing a hypothetical case where a woman named Claudia works on a Perdue factor farm. ""So,"" says my professor, ""in this case we have Claudia, who is employed as..."" *dramatic pause* ""a chicken tender.""