GUY WHO INVENTED JACK-O-LANTERNS: I bet this gourd would be cooler if it looked like it wanted to murder me.

I thought my neighborhood had turned very pro-Trump... Turns out they just put out their jack-o-lanterns.

For Halloween, our daughter is dressing up as joke telling jack-o'-lantern. She's our little pun-kin.

What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi. ( )