Stranger at the Door A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. ""Not a chance,"" says the husband, ""it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. Who was that?"" asked his wife. Just some drunk guy asking for a push,"" he answers. Did you help him? She asks. No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and …

A horse and a ram were sitting in a bar. ""Fancy another beer?"" said the horse. ""It's thirsty work pulling that cart all day."" ""I know what you mean,"" replied the ram. ""I've been stuck in a field all afternoon with no protection whatsoever from the sun. And the only water we get comes in a through that is filled with grass, muck and wool. I've been gasping for a cold beer since about three o'clock."" ""It's appalling the working conditions we have to endure."" said the horse. ""Tell me abo…

Hired Hand A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to b…

Late for breakfast The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. ""I assume,"" she snarled, ""that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"" ""There is,"" he replied. ""Breakfast.""