How many mistakes can you find in this joke? So I was link surfing when I stopped to read this joke. Not only is it an awful joke, it's full of mistakes... which makes it funny(er). ------------ On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer. 'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger. '…

Stranger at the Door A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. ""Not a chance,"" says the husband, ""it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. Who was that?"" asked his wife. Just some drunk guy asking for a push,"" he answers. Did you help him? She asks. No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and …

A horse and a ram were sitting in a bar. ""Fancy another beer?"" said the horse. ""It's thirsty work pulling that cart all day."" ""I know what you mean,"" replied the ram. ""I've been stuck in a field all afternoon with no protection whatsoever from the sun. And the only water we get comes in a through that is filled with grass, muck and wool. I've been gasping for a cold beer since about three o'clock."" ""It's appalling the working conditions we have to endure."" said the horse. ""Tell me abo…

A married man was having an affair with his secretary One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke around 8 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. ""Where have you been?"" demanded his wife when he entered the house. ""Darling,"" replied the man, ""I …