Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?

*knock knock* whos there? sir theres been an accident. theres been an accident who?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Doorbell repairman."

Knock knock?? Who's there?? Jehovah Witness. Knock knock?? Knock knock?? Hello?? Knock knock??