*knock knock* whos there? sir theres been an accident. theres been an accident who?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Doorbell repairman."

Knock knock?? Who's there?? Jehovah Witness. Knock knock?? Knock knock?? Hello?? Knock knock??

"I think I stepped in some upchuck" What's up, Chuck? "Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*