*knock knock* whos there? sir theres been an accident. theres been an accident who?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Doorbell repairman."

Knock knock?? Who's there?? Jehovah Witness. Knock knock?? Knock knock?? Hello?? Knock knock??

[High school reunion] Hey guys! Remember me!? "No" How about now? *puts an entire toilet on my head* (in unison) CHRIS!