*knock knock* whos there? sir theres been an accident. theres been an accident who?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Doorbell repairman."

Knock knock?? Who's there?? Jehovah Witness. Knock knock?? Knock knock?? Hello?? Knock knock??

I just said, "who the hell is calling here at 9 o'clock at night?" and I died a little on the inside.