Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado#Aggie#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash#Aggie#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp