Two Scots father and son go to America. - Daddy when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim.#America#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is worse than dying in a mass shooting in America? Your dad finding out you're gay.#America#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.#America#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp