Doctor Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.

Why does Father Christmas come down the chimney? It helps him slide down with ease,

If Santa is black... and he is called father Christmas, that explains why children can't see him.

Bad Christmas cracker jokes. Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them! What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer! Knock Knock Who's there? Snow Snow who? Snow business like show business! Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws! What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues! What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? Santapplause! Why was Santa little helper depressed? Because he had low elf estee…