Volkswagen just introduced a new electric car... It's called the Volts Wagon.

Went to the dog car dealership. I could tell the salespeople were friendly, since I got all the Volkswagen at me!

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever

*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING