Four Catholic men and one Catholic woman are sitting around having coffee..... Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square . The first Catholic man tells his friends, ""My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."" The second Catholic man chirps, ""My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."" The third Catholic gent says, ""My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and …

Two Scotsmen are sitting on a hill. They are drinking some beer and reminiscing about their youth. ""Macalister, look at our town, I've built a third of those building, so many would be homeless without my work, but do they call me Shamus the builder?"" ""No Shamus they don't."" Replied his friend. So they sit on the hill a while longer, sipping their beer. Till Shamus breaks the silence. ""Macalister, I go to church every Sunday, Tithed my wages, read the scripture nightly and say grace before …

Catholic woman talk about their The first Catholic woman tells her friends, ""My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, and everyone calls him 'Father'."" The second Catholic woman chirps, ""My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."" The third Catholic woman says, ""My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."" The fourth Catholic woman then says, ""My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'…

Religious Boyfriend A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and ""do it"" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, t…