BLOND FATHER A blond man and a brunette woman were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital, and she gave birth to two baby boys. The blond man turned to his wife and yelled, ""All right, who's the other father?""

A blond couple is in the hospital and the wife is in labor... After a few laborious hours out pops a beautiful baby boy. then, another! Two beautiful twins! however, the father is furious.... ""Ok! who's the other guy you're seeing?!""

A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blonde guy turns to the girl and angrily says "Alright. Who's the other father!"

My favorite thing about being a parent is lying to my kid Me: The doctor cuts off our tails when we're born 8 y/o daughter: Wife: ZACK!