To the beautiful blonde sitting across from me on the delayed 11.42 Manchester to London train (06/07/10).. You were a beautiful blonde sitting across from me on the delayed 11.42 Manchester to London train (06/07/10), you had caught my eye on the platform laughing wearing a pink backpack and a gold headband. We exchanged glances several times and I was finding it hard not to stare, I wanted to talk to you and hoped we could swap details I just lost my nerve and before I knew it we'd arrived and…

A blonde goes on a plane to London and decide to sit in first class seat The flight attendant approaches her and asks her to move back to her seat as these seats are very expensive. She refused to move and said "" I'm blonde,I'm beautiful and i'll seat wherever i want"". Next comes the co-pilot and she responds the same... After a while the pilot approaches her whisper in her ear and immediately she got up and went back to her seat. The flight attendant and the co-pilot were so surprised and ask…

Two blondes were on a plane flying from London to New York An hour into the flight, a loud explosion was heard and the plane shook, alarming all the other passengers. After a few minutes, the captain announced ""One of our engines has malfunctioned. However, we have three engines left but that would mean that our flight would be an hour longer. Thank you for your patience"". Thirty minutes later, another boom was heard and captain announced ""One more engine has failed and the flight will be two…

A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. 499. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make? A wind tunnel. 500. How do you confuse a blonde? Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner. 501. How does a blonde try to kill a fish? She drowns it.