Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !#Noahs#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Bible is so unrealistic, Noah's wife would have never allowed two spiders on that boat.#Noahs#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*family meeting at Noah's house* who wants us to do what by when?#Noahs#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
#rubbishjokes Noah's diary - 39th day: "The dragon pie was really scrumptious."#Noahs#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah's ark.#Noahs#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp