Nurse Jenny Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. ""She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."" said one doctor. ""Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"" The second doctor said, ""That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy ne…

More dark humour After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, ""Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?"" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, ""I'll have the bad news first doctor"". The doctor replies, ""We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair"". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. ""Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news"". The doctor replies, ""He'…

Hold this lantern . . . In the backwoods of Appalachia, Mr. Johnson's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ""Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."" Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ""Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's yet another wee one to come."" Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another ba…

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink. The couple was curious about what the stamp was for so when they got home the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was. In very tiny letters the stamp said ""When you can read this come back and see me.""