Another Jehova's Witness joke A jehovah's witness knocks on a on a door and a man answers the door. The jehovah's witness tells the man, "I'm from Jehovah's Witness and I have some stories I would like to share with you. The man replies, "Sure, come on in. Have a seat on the couch. I just made some coffee would you like a cup?" The Jehovah's Witness agrees to the coffee and they both sit down on the couch. The man says "So what are these stories you would like to share with me? The Jehovah's Witness answers "I have no idea. No one has ever gotten this far!"