Fishing and tampons... A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, ""Do you have any sales experience?"" The kid says, ""Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."" The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. ""You start tomorrow. Ill come down after we close and see how you did."" His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. ""How many sales did you make tod…

One day a boy... One day a boy walked into his dads room. The dad was holding something. The little boy then asked ""what is that daddy? Well that is my car. Oh ok. So the boy left. After 13 years later the boy is now 18 and his name is jimmy. So jimmy and his friends were on a cruse ship and he had his dads car and he put a wedding ring in the passenger seat of the toy. He was planning to propose to his girlfriend, Rachel. So they went to the front of the ship and where doing the titanic thing …

Pig With a Wooden Leg A journalist on vacation in Texas is driving on his way to do some sightseeing. Soon, he gets stuck in traffic. After slowly inching his way forward, he decides to take a back road. After getting hopelessly lost, he stops at the nearest ranch to ask for directions. Walking up to the ranch, he is met by a farmer, who is followed by a pig with a wooden leg. At first, the journalist is extremely confused, but then realizes that this could be an interesting new story, and asks …

It's not just the way you tell em: researchers find the official 50 funniest jokes of all time 6. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. 5. I said to the Gym instructor ""Can you teach me to do the splits?"" He said, ""How flexible are you?"" I said, ""I can't make Tuesdays"" 4. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and…