A weather report for you I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border. She said that since early this morning, the snow has been coming down, and it is nearly waist high and still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the wind is increasing to near gale force. Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. She said that if it gets much worse, she may have to let him in.

Anyone else experiencing bad weather? Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Northern tip of Connecticut. He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the North wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband... A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. ""What are you doing?"", she asked. ""Hunting Flies"" he responded. ""Oh, Killing any?"" she asked. ""Yup. 3 males. 2 females"" He responded. Intrigued, she asked. ""How can you tell?"" He responded, ""3 were on the beer can, and 2 were on the phone"" *Incredible*