Two men go hunting in the forest They are walking along with their guns and enjoying the outdoors when one man suddenly collapses. His friend grabs him to see what's wrong, but he won't move. He knows something is wrong and calls 911. 911 Operator: "911 operator, what is your emergency?" Friend: "My buddy just collapsed. He wont move, I think he's dead! What do I do?" 911 Operator: "Well first you need to make sure he is actually dead. You need to-" The operator hears the man leave the phone for a moment, followed by a moment of silence and the a loud bang. Friend: "Okay. Now what?"