A woman calls the nursing home to see how her father is doing... 'He's like a fish out of water.' 'You mean he's having trouble adjusting?' 'No, I mean he's dead.' -Mike Close-

Good Night, Good Bye A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying ""God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."" The father said, ""Why did you say good-bye to Grandpa?"" The little girl said, ""I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."" The next day Grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listen…

A father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed... ...told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, "God bless Mo…

Sixth sense A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa.” Father said, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?” The little girl said, “I don’t know, daddy. It just seemed like the thing to do.” The next day grandpa died. Father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later, the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which…