Four old ladies were sitting together... The first one says, "My son is a bishop, and when he walks into a room, people say 'Your excellence.'" The second one says, "Well, my son is a cardinal, and when he walks into a room, people say 'Your eminence.'" The third lady says, "My son's the Pope, and when he steps into a room, people say 'Your holiness.'" The fourth woman says, "My son's only a priest, hardly 5 feet but over 300 pounds. And whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Oh my God!'"