Two friends are drinking in a bar... Before they know it, the night has passed into the wee hours of the morning. The first man turns to the second and says ""I'll be in trouble when I get home to the wife again. Every time I'm home late I get a taxi to a few doors down, creep round to the back door, take my shoes off, tip toe up the stars and sneak into bed without a sound. She always wakes up and gives me a good shouting."" ""Try what I do,"" says the second man. ""I drive across the lawn, sla…

A traditional Indian woman in a bar A traditional Indian woman working goes to the US for her first work assignment. In the evening, she visits a bar, which is the first time experience of her life. After taking seat at the counter, a guy on her left orders : ""Johnny Walker, single."" The guy on her right orders : ""Jack Daniels, single."" Now the bartender looks to the the Indian woman and says : ""And you?"" Lady replies : ""Swati Subramaniam, Married.""

An Indian lady visited a bar for the first time, She sat on the table in front of the bartender.. A guy at her left side ordered: ""Jack Daniels, Single"" A guy at her right side ordered: ""Johnny Walker, Single"" The bartender looked at the lady & said: And you..?? She replied: ""Savitri Deshpande, Married.""

A survey company interviews 3 Christians and asks them about their daily routine. The first man says ""Well, I wake up and kiss my beautiful wife and thank Jesus for this lovely day. Then I go to church if I am in the mood. If I'm not in the mood, I watch gospel TV."" The interviewer says: ""But I thought Christians had to go to church every Sunday."" ""Well,"" replies the man, ""My pastor never told me that."" The second man says: ""I wake up and eat a delicious breakfast, but not before saying…