Hope it's not a repost, heard this on the radio today... Cheech and Chong are partying down in Tijuana, when they spot a dog up the road a ways. Looking closer, they see the dog is frolicking about in the intersection, having a great time licking himself. Cheech exclaims, "Man! I wish I could do that!" Chong replies, "well... maybe you should try to pet him first, man."