What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common? They both came in a yellow box

How does John Lennon get his kids to eat their vegetables? He tells them to "Give Peas a Chance"

Did you hear that they exhumed the body of John Lennon? All they found was a dead beetle...

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake? Yolko Oh-no