Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, ""Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"" The man says back to the blind man, ""Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"" The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, ""Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times.""

A ventriloquist is working a nightclub. He tells several ""dumb blonde"" jokes, with his dummy getting all the punchlines. After a while a blonde woman in the audience stands up. ""These jokes are really offensive!"" she says. ""You're making it sound like all blondes are stupid. I'm a blonde, and *I'm* certainly not stupid!"" ""I'm sorry, Miss,"" says the ventriloquist. ""The jokes were meant in fun. I apologize if you were offended."" ""Listen, buddy, you stay out of this,"" says the blonde. "…

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says............ A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, ""Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"" The man said to the blind man, ""Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he's blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"" The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, ""Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain i…

Blind man enters bar. He sits at the counter, and orders a drink. After loafing for a while, he says to the bartender: ""Hey, want to hear a blonde joke?"" The atmosphere suddenly becomes tense, and silence falls around him. Suddenly, a deep feminine voice towers over to him: ""I bench press 800 pounds at the gym every day. My girlfriend here has a black belt in judo, karate, and sumo. The bartender here isn't too slow himself, and he's trying to serve up four full tables. And you know what, bud…