Barbie's head is in the refrigerator. Ken swears a "giant child" did it. The police shrug and slap handcuffs on Ken and lead him away.

A Mother Decides to Give her Daughter a Reward for Good Grades As a young girl is starting in a new school that is supposed to be very difficult, her mother decides to give her daughter a reward for getting good grades. ""Every quarter you get all A's I'll buy you any toy you want."" says the mother. First quarter report cards come in, little girl gets all A's. Mother takes the daughter to the Toy Store, where the daughter pics out a Barbie. The mother says same deal for next quarter, ""If you g…

Barbie and GI Joe A little girl goes to see Santa Clause at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks ""What do you want for Christmas little girl?"". ""I want a Barbie and a GI Joe"" says the little girl. ""But Barbie comes with Ken"" Santa says, ""No, Barbie 'cums' with GI Joe! She fakes it with ken""

Girl wants a barbie. One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted. The little girl said, ""I want GI Joe and Barbie."" The mother smiled and said, ""Darling, you know Barbie doesn't come with GI Joe."" The little girl looked up at her mom and replied, ""Mom, Barbie ALWAYS comes with GI Joe. She just FAKES it with Ken.""