Texas Aggie buys a girl a drink Ok so this Texas Aggie is at a party back East, right? and he sees this attractive woman. He tells the bartender that he wants to buy her a drink. So the bartender gives her a drink and points to the Texan. She walks over to him and says: "This isn't going to go where you think it's going to go." "Why not?" he asks. "Because I'm a lesbian." she says. "What's that mean?" he says. "Well, see that hot woman over there? It means that I'd get a whole lot of pleasure by going down on her." the woman explains. The man wanders back to the bartender in a daze. The bartender asks: "So how'd it go?" and the man says: "Well, I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"