I tried to contact Joan Rivers through my ouija board, and a message came back: "If I wasn't already dead, your outfit would've killed me".

I can't wait for the next Oscars dead-person montage when all the celebs Joan Rivers insulted have to applaud her.

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie? *Who are you wearing?*

Did you hear about Joan Rivers? When they died, they realized she was an organ donor. They used the plastic to make toys for the orphan children.