My buddy's first blow job My buddy Matt walks into a bar goes up to the bartender and asks for 5 shots of whiskey. Bartender looks wide eyed and says, "5 shots?! whats the occasion young fella?" Matt says, "My first blow job" Bartender replies, "First blow job eh? you know what? Ill give you a sixth shot, on the house. Congrats!" Matt, disgusted, looks at the barkeep and says, "6?!?! Are you kidding? If 5 shots wont get the taste out of my mouth, I don't know what will!"