When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone... he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris

Do you know why there are so many Chuck Norris Jokes and no Bruce Lee Jokes? Cos Bruce Lee is no joke.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and John Wick? Chuck Norris gets his revenge before you even think about killing his dog.

Why does Chuck Norris never have to flush the toilet? He just scares the shit out of it.