Weird Dreams I've been having these weird dreams lately and, disturbed by them, I decide to call up my buddy who works as a psychologist. He asks me what's wrong and I tell him about the weird dreams, "The first night, I dreamed I was a wigwam. And then the next night I had a dream I was a tipi. What do you think this means, doc?" There was a brief pause before he replied, "Well, I think you're two tents."