Three war veterans were having a beer at a port They all had other nationalities; one was British, one was American and there was a German. They were having a chat in at a bar just close to the harbour 5 years after the war. The Brit was telling about how good their motorcycles were. *we could drive almost 100 miles on one tank!*, said the Brit full of enthusiasm. *That's nothing*, said the American. *Our Jeeps could drive 200 miles on one tank!* The German was laughing out loud. *Why are you laughing? Tell us about your warmachines if you think they were better*, said the American disdainful. At the same time a big Nazi submarine rose from the waters at the port. The submarines hatch opened and the captain appeared from the submarine and screamed out loud: *HEIL HITLER, WO KANN ICH HIER TANKEN! (WHERE CAN I REFUEL HERE!)"