Little boy and his grampa So, a little boy is sitting with his great-grandfather, who used to be a big game hunter in his formidable years. "Gramps, tell me a story about your days as a big game hunter" said the boy. "Whaaaa?" replied his grandfather "TELL ME A STORY ABOUT WHEN YOU USED TO HUNT BIG GAME!" yells the boy. "Oh... okay, let's see, sonny. Well, one time out I was out in the African bush looking for gazelle, when all of a sudden BOOM, a huge lion flies out from the underbrush and heads straight for me. I just shit my pants!" "Yeah", says the boy. "I would have shit my pants, too". "No", says his grampa. "I JUST shit my pants."