An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. As he was searching for the perfect woman he met a farmer who had three gorgeous daughters. He explained his plans to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of the daughters. The farmer replied, ""They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."" The man dated the first daughter. The …

A mother has two daughters and a son. One day her first daughter comes up to her and says: ""Mother, why am I named Rose?"", to which she replies: ""That's because when you were a baby a rose landed on your head"". Her second daughter later comes up to her and says: ""Mother, why am I called Petal?"", to which she answers: ""That's because when you were a baby a petal landed on your head"". Finally, her son approaches her and says: ""BLUH NAH BUH BUH BLUH"", and the mother says: ""Shut up, Fridg…

Finding the ""perfect"" one... An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farme…

The Three Daughters So, a woman has three daughters, the first daughter comes and asks, ""Mummy, why am I called Rose?"", the mother replies, ""Because, when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"". Later that day the second daughter came to her and asked, ""Mummy, why are I called Lavender?"" The mother replies, ""Well, when you were a baby a piece of lavender fell on your head"". Even later in the day, the third daughter comes to the woman, *moans* ""Shut up, Fridge!""