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A woman goes to a plastic surgeon, A woman goes to the plastic surgeon and she's very nervous. The surgeon says "Would you mind if I numb your breasts?" The woman meekly replies that that would be favourable. Surgeon says "Numnumnumnum!" - credit goes to Robin Williams in *Bicentennial Man*

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