Now that "twerking" is in the Oxford dictionary, we probably can go back to grunting and hitting things to communicate.

things I'm passionate about: The Rule of Threes, self referential humor, and the Oxford comma.

Contemplating the merits of the Oxford comma as I head down to Florida to see my parents, Donald Trump and Marco Rubio

[touching face upon receiving compliment] Glad you like it. But, it's not a teardrop tattoo. It's an Oxford comma.