So a guy named Mike applies to join a Chicago police department. "The first test is to lift a bag that is the size of a human and carry it to safety out of a building.", says the chief. Mike succeeds. "Next, you must show us your driving skills and show that you can handle a police car.", the chief says. Mike succeeds. "Now, for your final test, I want you to go shoot a black teenager and three songbirds.", says the chief. "Why should I shoot three songbirds?", says Mike. "Congratulations, you've got the job!", says the chief.