[FBI job interview] "Do you have any self defense training?" *flashback to hiding behind fence from teenagers* Yes I'm skilled at fencing.

Two guys join the FBI And for their last test their supervisor hands them both a guns, he tells them that there is a person behind a door strapped to a chair and blind folded. He tells them to go in the room and kill him the person that does passes the test and becomes an FBI agent. Little do the two guys know that the gun they were handed has blanks in it (Not actually a bullet only makes the sound of one being fired). The first guy goes in he points the gun at the man in the chair but can't pu…

An FBI Interview The FBI is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him ""Do you love your wife?"" so he replies ""Yes I do, sir."" ""Do you love your country?"" asks the interviewer. ""Yes I do, sir."", interviewer continues, ""What do you love more, your wife or your country?"" he replies ""My country, sir."" The interviewer looks at the man, ""Okay. We brought in your wife. Take …

Three men are being interviewed for a FBI position.... They complete the written exam and pass all the other tests with flying colors. They have 1 final test to pass. Each man stands in front of a door. The first guy is told that his wife is inside this room. In order to become a member of the FBI he needs to be able to take orders and do what is necessary. They then tell the first guy to enter the room and shoot his wife in the head. They hand him the gun and he immediately starts trembling. …