Husband: I lost my wife says to Inspector Husband: I lost my wife; she went shopping & hasnât come back yet. Inspector: what is her height? Husband: I never checked. Inspector: Slim or Healthy? Husband: Not Slim can be healthy. Inspector: color of eyes? Husband: Never Notice. Inspector: color of hair? Husband: Changes According to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Inspector: Was she driving? Husband: yes. Inspector: Color of the car? ... Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 2.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left doorâŠ.an then the Husband started crying⊠Inspector: Don not worry sir,⊠we will find your car.